Did you hear about this umpire who is trying to sell his country music CDs?

He has one cd called Diamond Dreams – Baseball themed title.

When he calls a strike, does he sing it with a country drawl?
Does he show up pre-game and sign the cds you purchased?
Will he have a song titled “Pathetic and Embarrassing“? This could be a 12 minute country opus, dedicated to the New York Yankees and the Boston Redsox.

*Pathetic and Embarrassing is in reference to Joe West’s description of the slow pace of the NYY vs. BOS games. As a baseball fan you would think a longer game would be a better value for your ticket price. Perhaps Joe West has some gig to play after the game, and the extended time of the baseball game is cutting into his jamboree.